10 Things I Did While i.ph Was Down

1. Hid in the shadows while waiting for my sister to leave the house so I could kick her stupid little dog.

2. Downloaded episodes of TV shows I’m not really following.

3. Tried to blog somewhere else but it reminded me so much of i.ph, depressing me to bits, so I stopped.

4. Drank myself silly.

5. Yoga.

6. Watched my PC while it was defragmenting.

7. Wrote a paper on Jack Bauer being Chuck Norris 2.0 and how he can affect global terrorism in the context of intergalactic awesomeness.

8. Made a list of my Oscar picks with each item being The Dark Knight.

9. Organized my music and porn collections.

10. Sent the i.ph people strongly worded emails every 15 minutes.