What Michael Bay Movie Are You?
April 7, 2009I created the most important quiz that you will ever see on Facebook. It’s such a profound questionnaire, you just HAVE to take the quiz.
What Michael Bay Movie Are You?
Answer it NOW!
Sherlock Holmes Teaser Poster
March 30, 2009
The World’s Greatest Detective is coming and this teaser poster is just a clue of how awesome it could be.
All Along The Frakkin’ Watchtower
March 26, 2009Last week, I saw the Watchmen movie and the Battlestar Galactica finale. Both of them referenced this song by Bob Dylan:
“There must be some kind of way out of here,”
Said the joker to the thief.“There’s too much confusion,
I can’t get no relief.
Businessmen, they drink my wine,
Plowmen dig my earth.
None of them along the line
Know what any of it is worth.”“No reason to get excited,”
The thief he kindly spoke.
“There are many here among us
Who feel that life is but a joke.
But you and I, we’ve been through that,
And this is not our fate.
So let us not talk falsely now,
The hour is getting late.”All along the watchtower,
Princes kept the view,
While all the women came and went —
Barefoot servants too.
Outside in the cold distance,
A wildcat did growl.
Two riders were approaching, and
The wind began to howl.
It’s awesome. That is all.
10 Things I Did While i.ph Was Down
February 23, 20091. Hid in the shadows while waiting for my sister to leave the house so I could kick her stupid little dog.
2. Downloaded episodes of TV shows I’m not really following.
3. Tried to blog somewhere else but it reminded me so much of i.ph, depressing me to bits, so I stopped.
4. Drank myself silly.
5. Yoga.
6. Watched my PC while it was defragmenting.
7. Wrote a paper on Jack Bauer being Chuck Norris 2.0 and how he can affect global terrorism in the context of intergalactic awesomeness.
8. Made a list of my Oscar picks with each item being The Dark Knight.
9. Organized my music and porn collections.
10. Sent the i.ph people strongly worded emails every 15 minutes.
